Bombay special spicy Pav-Bhaji

Ingredients:For Bhaji

1kg Potato (boiled and mashed)

250gm Cauliflower (chopped and boiled)

2 Finely chopped Onions

750gm Finely chopped Tomatos

2 big Capsicum chopped

100gm Green peas (boiled)

Ginger 1 piece , Green chilies 7-8 and 1 small Garlic

2tbs Pav bhaji masala

Amul butter/any other salted butter, oil

salt , Lemon juice , both according to taste
2 tsp Red chilli powder

Turmeric powder

Chopped Coriander for garnishing , pav

Method: For Bhaji

Heat butter and oil in pan and add Ginger, chili & garlic paste.

fry it for few min until it be brown.

Add Capsicum and chopped onions and Tomato.

fry until transparent and saute over medium heat for 2-3 minutes.

Reduce heat, then add the red chilli powder, turmeric powder , mixed vegetables and potatoes. Add salt and two thirds of butter.

Increase the heat and stir well.
Sprinkle pavbhaji masala, coriander leaves, lemon juice and remove from heat.

Garnish with remaining chopped onions and amul butter.

Apply the remaining butter on the bun-halves, place them on a pre-heated frying pan. Saute until golden brown on both sides. Serve with the bhaji and a lemon wedge.

sardar ji ......

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.*

Confessions of a kid.....

*Confessions of kid**

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his

mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Bobby's mother asked himif he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on

his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how

you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you

deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his

room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear God,I have been a

very good boy this year and I would like a bike for mybirthday.

I want a red one. Your friend, BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true.

He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God,This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.Thank you.Your friend Bobby Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter andstarted again.

Letter 3

Dear God,I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like

a bike for my birthday.BobbyBobby knew he could not send this letter

to God either. So, Bobby wrote afourth letter.Letter 4God,I know I haven't

been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just

send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, BobbyBobby knew,

even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him abike. Now, Bobby

was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.

Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobbylooked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him. Bobby walked

down the street to the church on the corner.

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around

to see if anyone wasthere. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.

He slippedthe statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street,

into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat downwith

a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5

God,I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MOM** **. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE! !!!!!!!!!*

FUNNY SMS FORM ON LINE

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gay
ijab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,
yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;
shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum,
itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hameshachahenge tumhe,
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi,sitare bhi saath hote!!

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar,aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

ek Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum
kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Bhagwan se Scooter manga..Car di;
Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli hai,
cow log grass eatraheli hai,
shane log sms kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!

मेरा नन्हा सा श्लोक.....

तेरे आने से बागों में और बहार आ गई ,
मुस्कुहाटों की जगह हँसी की बरात आ गई,
आसमाँ जैसा आचँल हैं मेरा जिसमें,
चाँद के साथ साथ सुरज की रोशनी आ गई,
लाल उगते सुरज के समान नन्हा सा चेहरा तेरा ,
जिससे जिंदगी एक नई रोशनी पा गई.
एक नये फुल सी महक लिये,
तेरे आने से मेरी मन की आशा पुरी हो गई.

SPICY PANI PURI.........BY ANJANA KHETAN

SPICY PANI PURI ......BY ANJANA KHETAN

Ingredients:

1 lit. cold water, 8 green chili , 1 dry mango ( kachchi keri),1 sp black salt , 1 bunch mint, 1 bunch corinder leaves , 1 tsp leman juice, salt to test ,1 pck. jaljira powder or pani puri masala , 1 tsp Black pepper powder

Filling:

2 Mashed potatoes with salt to taste , 1 cup Boiled garbanzo beans .

Method:
Grind all of the above ingredients in a blender with a little of the clod water. Add the rest to cold water.
To serve the pani-puris:
Make a hole on top of each puri. Fill each puri with a teaspoon of the filling. Dip the puri into the masala pani and serve immediately or it will become soggy. masala pani can also be served in a separate container.

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