FUNNY SMS FORM ON LINE

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gay
ijab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,
yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;
shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum,
itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hameshachahenge tumhe,
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi,sitare bhi saath hote!!

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar,aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

ek Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum
kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Bhagwan se Scooter manga..Car di;
Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli hai,
cow log grass eatraheli hai,
shane log sms kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!