Confessions of a kid.....

*Confessions of kid**

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his

mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Bobby's mother asked himif he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on

his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how

you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you

deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his

room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear God,I have been a

very good boy this year and I would like a bike for mybirthday.

I want a red one. Your friend, BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true.

He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God,This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.Thank you.Your friend Bobby Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter andstarted again.

Letter 3

Dear God,I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like

a bike for my birthday.BobbyBobby knew he could not send this letter

to God either. So, Bobby wrote afourth letter.Letter 4God,I know I haven't

been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just

send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, BobbyBobby knew,

even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him abike. Now, Bobby

was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.

Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobbylooked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him. Bobby walked

down the street to the church on the corner.

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around

to see if anyone wasthere. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.

He slippedthe statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street,

into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat downwith

a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5

God,I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MOM** **. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE! !!!!!!!!!*